Just when you thought it was safe to go outside...Graham was a raccoon in the annual Kindergarten play ,"Little Red Riding Hood". This is a tradition at Johnson Elementary that has been around since the dawn of man, most likely. He hopped around an wiggled his coonie tail to some crazy song and made his coon family proud.
Even strep throat and an icky stomach couldn't keep this critter of the deep woods down. I was betting on one of those puke episodes you hear about. You know, when one kid pukes and then it starts an avalanche of pukes (or maybe waterfall is the right adjective). I had the video camera ready just in case. If that would have gone down, Graham, you would have been a ledgend. In any event, you'll have to settle for being a good looking coon.
We love you mister Graham man. You make a good coon, and a good boy.
